Calling Wyatt Earp

Osama Bin Laden, Ted Kaczynski, Pablo Escobar…  And now….  Floyd Landis?  The French have issued an international arrest warrant for Mr. Landis for allegedly hacking into the French doping lab working on his TdF blood testing.  

Prenez-le les fuckers. Je la coutume reviens à votre pays shitty jamais de nouveau.

Check out the cyclingnews.com article - and while doing so, hum the Bon Jovi song "Dead or Alive" as you do.  What a bad ass!  If true, he seems more cunning than Steve Wozniak and his blue box calling the CIA - and ordering a pizza.  Floyd.  Who would have guessed it.  This removed steel wheel wagoneer, has turned the natural world upside down.  My god.  What is next - starting a band and opening for the Prince of Darkness?

On a side Doper alert.  Remember Ricco?  His special lady friend who tested pos for the EPO while nursing their child.  Well, he dumped her.  Or at least until her suspension is over.  "Sweetie…  I will be back in 18 to 24 months.  Promise.  Will ya wait?  Oh, and by the way...  I can't pay any child support until MY suspension is over and I win a race".

I think Floyd should check her out.  I see a rebound hookup.

 

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