I'm sure these two never dabbled in any form of chemical altering.

With Tommy Z's recent update on the B sample.  We can't help but sit back and think of all the other higher profile doping cases that have unfolded before us.  Just when you find yourself all giddy thinking about the BRAI comin' to town, all those of us following the pro circuit wonder what this summer holds for the peleton.

Oh, I'm sorry…  We need that second place plaque back.

This one is my fav.  The dude gets busted for drugs.  Is serving his suspension.  Then his Cross Riding girlfriend gets busted for THE EXACT SAME DRUGS.  I am sure it is totally just a cowinky-dink.  As far as the welfare of the her newborn?  Don't worry, I hear her breast feeding child will be riding the Giro this May.  A unnamed team director is quoted as saying "That 3 month old has amazing stamina on the bike".

Investigators found this photo of the new parents in their home - surrounded by "Junk"

And Finally.  "What, me?!?  Never.  The Vuelta was won fair and almost square.  I'd like to think of it as a polygon, a trapezoid, a semi circular blog like shape."

"Yes... Dr. Fuentes?...  My plane will land in Barcelona at 2:00pm.... Yes, I only have one cary-on...  Oh... Jan is picking me up?...  'Got time on his hands huh?...  Ok.  Will be looking for him...   Sure, got it...  He will be in a pink sweater.  Thanks.  See you then."