The State of the Bike
Mr. Speaker. The President of the Roller Derby.
Wednesday night is just a day away, and we are anticipating the crowning of another nightly winner. Our President of the night. Our Cap-ee-tan of the point series. Who will it be? We currently have a tight race at the top of the leader board. Jon H. Seth B., Ruben W., Ben F. All could take the place at the top when the night is over. Jon H. currently holds the throne.
Wednesday night, we are going to change things up just a bit. Instead of having the typical qualifying round, we are going to have a SPEEDSTER round. Each rider will give a burst of speed for any distance. When you think you're spent and have hit your fastest, you can stop, and check out your max KPH.
We will bracket everyone out by the use of that KPH readout. The winner will not only receive bragging rights of being the FASTEST MAN/WOMAN alive, but also get a little token of our gratitude for showing some balls (even if it is a girl).
This is our fourth race - could it be our forth different winner? That is up to you!
Derek G. - winner of night 1
Ruben W. - winner of night 2
Ben F. - winner of night 3
Who will win Wednesday? Some of the studs listed above? Jon H.? Been oh so close. Seth B.? Ken N. got to the final round on night one, but pulled out due to a strange "pale skin - yucky tummy" situation. Katie F.? The only woman to race every night so far. Time will tell.
Come early, come often, BUT JUST COME!!!! Bring your friends. Bring your family. We can't let Ruben W. be the only racer that has parents in the stand screaming their brains out - Music Man Style, "That's my Davy!".
Speaking of proud moments. Check out Jon G. latest tribute to the NIBU. You know you love an organization, a movement, a cause when you wear the colors for life. See you at Lorado's.
The Goaticorn Lives.
The Only one to engrave his flesh with the symbol of love. Cant wait for the races
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