APB - Cyclist on the loose
This dangerous individual has been riding the gravels, trails, and sometimes down the center of highways of North Iowa for years. It is finally time we clamp down on this crazed individual and try to force him to take part in an activity - for his own good.
As you can see by this wanted poster. The apprehension and delivery of The Rocket to the Derby will result in your entry fee being taken care of by a local bike mechanic. Also, anyone dressing like the outlaw and riding to the Derby will also have their fee waived by the bike mechanic yet to be named.
Please take care in the apprehension as The Rocket is slippery and crazy fast.
Good luck if you should accept this mission. And as always, NIBU will disavow any knowledge of your status should you be captured.
The Reverend Billy Bigring himself has seen this heathen tearing up the asphalt trail between Clear Lake and Mason City on his fiendish Redline, down in the drops, and moving fast in cutoff shorts and no helmet. Beware this man, for he is known to make lycra clad roadies look even more foolish than they already do on their own. Such is the nature of this madman. Beware! The Underground be with you!
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